Are you without a magnificent beard, but ready to welcome the Great Ancient One? I know! Agonizing! But we have you covered! Not only will you be able to wear your new beard proudly, but your face will be warm and cozy as we await warmer times.
Don't worry, you are tiny and puny enough that Cthuhlu will take it for the real deal!
Size: Fits average adult head
Wash in cold water
Do not wring
Line or air dry
No tracking. Delivery time 30-50 days.
Disclaimer: If Cthulhu finds your usage of the beard to be blasphemy, Momo Monster Co cannot be held responsible. Of course, since we will be wearing our own glorious beanie beards, we will likely not be around to hear your complaints.